If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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