normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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