I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
soo... how was my night?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
