wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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