You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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