Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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