Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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