I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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