also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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