I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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