why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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