were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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