Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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