Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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go home
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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