i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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