By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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