She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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