He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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