***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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