I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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