Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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