Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Randomize
