Small penises have feelings too.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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