i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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