the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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