i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
