YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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