Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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