absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
