So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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