Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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