how can u be prego again
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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