if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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