the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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