Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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