Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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