Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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