i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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