Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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