She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Are my feet made of real feet?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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