Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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