i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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