umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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