your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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