she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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