That's intense
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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