Plan B is the new Plan A
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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