Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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