I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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