There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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