Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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