have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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