brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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