So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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